Diary of a faux bon vivant
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Dinner by Emilia and J.C. Holdway.
Wardrobe by Gallery Dept., Louis Vuitton, Versace & Nike.
Gifts by Gucci.
Dinner by The Dragon Room.
Reading by Marcus Willaschek.
Wardrobe by Saint Mxxxxxx, John Elliott and Yves Saint Laurent.
Set by New York, New York.
Ambience by Wong Kar-wai.
Dinner by The Grey.
Soundtrack by Outkast.
Wardrobe by Margaret Howell, Nili Lotan & Goyard.
Dinner by FARM.
Soundtrack by Curren$y & Harry Fraud.
Wardrobe by Givenchy & Carlota Barrera.
To let journalists tell it, I’m a “wraith” with a “checkered past” who “disappeared from the internet” on or about 2016. The truth’s not that intriguing, I’m afraid, but over a decade editing the Heisenberg Report, I’ve managed to capture the imagination of a near-and-dear cult following for whom my eccentricities and kitsch style are a source of entertainment, education and, occasionally, enlightenment.
Once upon a time I was a lot of things. Today, I’m an ersatz bon vivant touring the American South, reading, writing, dining and trying to reclaim a sociability lost to self-imposed exile. These are my diaries.
kitsch
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noun
art, objects or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way.
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